> PS The "Bob(tm)" piece was funny. Especially the bit about the
> tattooed VP...
Yah, that bit definitely upped the ante for me.
For those of you on the list (justifiably) mystified by the reference, i
had forwarded a clipping to a few people. It was taken from
rec.humor.funny, and concerns microsoft's "impending" trademark on the
name bob. In a unconscionable betrayal of list etiquette, i'm including
this cute item below. (It could be seen as a comment on software hoarding
and such. Well, kinda.-) Note that i was forced to this, in order to give
everyone the entire technical picture underlying the dialogue in this
'import' topic!-)
Yay open software!
Something a little silly (and a little scary) to start the day...
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Microsoft Clarifies Trademark Policies
From: nac@sirius.com (Nancy Cedeno)
Keywords: topical, chuckle, computers
Date: Fri, 20 Jan 95 12:20:02 EST
Microsoft Clarifies Trademark Policies
REDMOND, Washington--January 4, 1995--In response to customer
inquiries, Microsoft today clarified the naming policy for Bob(tm), its
new software product designed for computer beginners. Contrary to
rumors, Microsoft will not demand that all persons formerly named "Bob"
immediately select new first names.
"I don't know where these rumors come from," commented Steve
Balmer, Microsoft Executive Vice President for Worldwide Sales and
Support. "It's ridiculous to think Microsoft would force people
outside the computer industry to change their names. We won't, and our
licensing policies for people within the industry will be so reasonable
that the Justice Department could never question them."
Balmer said employees of other computer companies will be given the
opportunity to select new names, and will also be offered a licensing
option allowing them to continue using their former names at very low
cost.
The new licensing program, called Microsoft TrueName(tm), offers
persons who want to continue being known by the name Bob the option
of doing so, with the payment of a small monthly licensing fee and upon
signing a release form promising never to use OpenDoc. As an added
bonus, Bob name licensees will also be authorized to display the
Windows 95 logo on their bodies.
Persons choosing not to license the Bob name will be given a 60-day
grace period during which they can select another related name.
"We're being very lenient in our enforcement of the Bob trademark,"
said Bill Newkom, Microsoft's Senior Vice President of Law and
Corporate Affairs. "People are still free to call themselves Robert,
Robby, or even Rob. Bobby however is derivative of Microsoft's
trademark and obviously can't be allowed."
Microsoft also announced today that Bob(tm) Harbold, its Executive
Vice President and Chief Operating Officer, has become the first
Microsoft TrueName licensee and will have the Windows 95 logo tattooed
to his forehead.
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